Kaun Dum?

Kaun Dum. I’m sure most of you read this and stopped and said ‘Hai daiyaa’. Yes, we all do it. A taboo word. But, I do remember this word wasn’t used that often unless recently. With the increasing number of condom ad’s one needs to make sure to keep the remote in the hand while watching any family program- even cartoon network. Why?

It was 10:30pm and time for supper, nevertheless, time for Naa Aana Iss Desh Laddoah. (I don’t f**g know how its written! Spell check also does not work). After a lot of protest from my end to watch some better shit, majority decided to stick to Naa….Ladooah. So, the serial started. It was dumb, pre-dick-table, and definitely affected my taste buds. Soon, I was tamed when I realized it was the commercial break. We all had our hands colored with chicken curry and rice. All were glued to the TV even during the commercial break. And then the unthinking able happened.

One guy making out with a girl. Fantastic- just what I wanted to watch, but not with family. But, trust me guys this Moods ad was a boom to me. After all I could blog about it. When the advertisement flashed here are the reactions of my family members-

Dad- Stopped chewing his food. Eyes got bigger than ever. I could feel him saying- “My kids will get spoiled.” Kids aged: 21+. Spoiled?
Mom- Looking at the altar wondering where the world is heading. The end is near.
Elder Sister: Where is the remote? Where is the remote?
Elder Sister 2: Huh? What is this advertisement about?
Calvin: Once more! Once more!

But, my joy was short lived. The ad was over. Everybody was back to their normal mode. But, not for long. Why? Read this- “Kal raat savdhani nahi barti…” ROFL…iPill ad. So an advise for all my conservative family-wala friends. Keep the remote always in hand. You never know what this saas-bahu serials are turning us into. Till the next goof-up, here’s Calvin signing off.