Smell from Hell that almost killed me!

Well, two days down with fever, I remember that I had forgotten to Blog my experience just before getting ill. It was in the Train. Well, if you guys havent I really had a near death experience in the train and nooo I wasnt going to fall of the train. Well, ever heard deo's can overkill? Chandan Deo with rose petals flavor. Not to forget to mention, 'For Men". I know I'm a little cost cutting kinda guy but dont judge me. It wasnt me, it was this guy in the train. Let's start it off this way....Oh coman read the next para..

Ok as usual I could see my regular train leave the platform which regularly leaves without me. So I had to make this journey to Malad in a course loaded with changing trains to a place called Work. So, as usual I get in the train, reached borivali, all going fine not even having the slightest clue hell awaits for me in the slow train. Hopped in the train when it was just about to leave and stood near the door as I had just two stops to travel. There was this guy right in front of me looked all normal but the gold bracelet he was wearing really sucked. Anyways, I wasnt checking him out it was just that it was too loud on his floral shirt..ha ha ha. Anyways, jokes apart, death was slowly creeping towards me. Initially, chandu deo was tolerable and I strickly mean tolerable. But as the train moved and since motion promotes breeze in any form and i mean in any form there is always smell.

When I thought it would just just stop it started to get to me. This dude has the worst worst deo I had every come across. If he was heading for a date he was going to kill someone, for sure if it wasnt enough with the floral shirt. The stink rose I mean in terms of rising here and not the flavor, it really digged into my nose. Yes, you guys are reading it right, I WAS FIGHTING AN ENEMY I COULD NOT SEE. I looked here and there for help, but all the other people looked fine, secret no one was near the door. I decided to do the same but hell no, there comes a stop. I could not move the next stop was mine I had to get off. I could not afford to leave the door. The smell was getting stronger, I was begining to choke, I thought jumping off a train was better and much less brutal way to kill yourself. Just when I had selected my way to cut off the stinking way to kill people in the most cruel and brutal manner ever, I see MALAD. What a relief I had to get off! I really had, even if I didnt I would have. So, I got off the train all safe and finally felt oxygen in my nasals..feels like home. But seriously people applied for both guys and gals, no matter how much you think your deo which may be a Chandan product or not make sure you do not try to kill people with the overkill. After all breathing is important and also because killing is a punishable offence in India.

Statutary Warning: The picture is NOT for representation purposes, its the REAL culprit.

E for Evil...E for End.....

The time turns aways,
The winds chages its direction...

The light fades away,
The darkness makes its way.

Time to fight, time to kill,
As the evil rises the heroes begin to fall.

Tremble as you see blood and corpse around,
Time to show who's the Man and kill th bitch.

Life is not easy with so much blood to take,
Get yourself ready as you take on a battle.

The black demons approach,
As I hold my sword tight.

Smashing their head, killing their bodies,
I breadth revenge, I overshadow agression.

Time for brutality, time to shatter their bones,
Time to show which way is the light and which way is the darkness.

Show them their true colors,
Make them taste their medicine.

After its all said and done,
You stand alone as the people await.

You have achieved it, you have accomplished it,
As the evil riggles and the Holy prospers.

Biker girl

This weekend was yet another adventure. Met some old work place really close friends but missed out on our buddy Ness :(~. Next time Nerri Merri better be in in else.....again next time ho jayega.

Introducing Reena a.k.a Chota Don and Joshu a.k.a Joshu. These two are really great friends of mine. Going back in time I remember meeting these two chicks ;)~ at first day of work. Man oh man I was tense. But once I met these two everything was so chilled. So once we took off from there and we are still going strong. KILLER....

So this weekend again we decide to meet. I was not at all prepared for the surprise Reena was about to give me. Claiming to be a biker since old office days I never believed her. "Ha ha ha", was my response everytime she spoke about bikes. Giggle if she is kinda pissed and talking about riding bikes. Well I should not be giggling much coz me too into bikes however, I do not know to ride one. But gearless ones here I come.

Anyways, coming to point after eating some hot pounding Pork filled pizza and after stuffing myself with so called Ladies Drink (Mirinda) we started to exchange pics. Suddenly, what do I see! What! Where! Who!.....Chota Don on a mission. And travelling by a ferocious Avenger. And yeah its a bike. Riding pillion is some innocent guy like me. Probably the owner of the bike.

Reena...is the Don man. Riding at full throttle and accelerating at lighting speed. Wearing a hod, guy sitting pillion looks like this lady is out to kill. Wearing her pink chappal and 3/4 pants woooah shes the Man. Killing the roads, slaughtering attitude and mocking guys like me on gearless bikes this chick has really got my attention. After all people I'm bloggin about here. I was really shocked to see the bike riding Monster while I and Josh dreamt about riding one some day. But till Reena the Don hats off to your girl for the bike riding....With All due respect You ROck \m/

Rod-house

Oh! Keep your hand on the handle,
You ass upon the seaaaaat. (x2)

Yeah! We are going to the roadhouse,
We are going to have a real sad time.

Back on the roadhouse, we find all the pinky boys for real (x2)
And as for the chaos, section 377 is played aloud....

Let it roll baby roll (x4)
All night long....(Guitar lead)
Do it Bobby do it.....

We gotta roll roll roll,
Free my balls all right....
.....(Baaak baaak baaak baaak)

Give up your old wives....(x2)
Save my country.....and now....

Aaannndd.....He got up in the morning,
And He found the condom torn......(x2)

The future all certain,
And the baby is always near....

Let it roll baby roll (x4)
All night long....

What If....

What if there was no light?
The sun would still shine bright.

What if there was no greed?
Murder and hate would not breed.

What if there was no pride?
There would be nothing evil to hide.

What if there were no bombs?
There would be green pastures and mine free lands.

What if there was no discrimination on creed?
There would no riots and violence to heed.

What if there would be no jealousy?
There would be no stealing and robbery to see.

What if there was no technology?
There would be no N-Deal plea.

What if there was no fear?
There would be joy and not a single tear.

What if there was peace?
There would be no criminal on lease.

What if there was respect for all women?
There would no cases or rape or bad illusions.

What if we could change and be one?
All of the above could be embraced and done.

Train-Rain here I come again

Parameters:-

Location: Bhayandar Time: 10:30am Mission: Catch a train Destination: Malad West

With these three details can you guys guess where I was heading? Guessed it or not I was heading to work. Today for the first time in history I was on time. How? Because the trains were late :P~

After I landed at the station there I see the indicators displaying the 9:15 train at 10:30. I was like F**K man don't tell me. I gotta reach work. With constant abuse I move around the platform just to realize that boi! The indicator ain't working correctly. Immediately I said F**k!(The joyful one)

There comes my train. But what do i see. F**K! (In despair) Its so crowded. For detailed information see the attached image :(~. With my i-pod, umbrella, cell phone all of this with me I planned dear Mr. Calvin your not a super hero. Let's get the next train. So baby boi! I waited for a good 20 minutes. F**K! (In anger). Finally, I must say I did manage to get into it and everything was going great and perfect. F**K! (Over joyous one) I got a seat too. Its really surprising to get a seat in a peak hour like I travel. I must also mention about this really AWESOME friend of mine (note theat AWESOME is in capital letters coz I really mean it) named Rebecca Fernandes who constantly gave me company throughout the journey. A BIG THANK YOU BECK :)~

Finally, I landed up at malad and was really happy to discover that it was raining. Nothing like walking in the rains buddy. So armed with my T-Sonic i begin to walk in the rains. Must say hat all the start F**ked up may not end F**Ked up (Pun intended) :P~

What a Day....

Today was a really happening day for me. Can't call it cool but yeah definately something to live for. Thou it started on a calm note with me as usual LATE for my train it really took off once I reached work. Today was one of those days where training at work reached its peak. I really loved every moment of the brainstroming sessions we had. Attack from all the ends as seniors and NJ (New Joinees) battled it out in the brainstroming session. However, all of doubts were cleared by one of the most knowledgable guy I have come across. Welcome Mr. Saurabh Pande. This guy is a dude when it comes to having brainstroming. One man who is clear about his concepts and can possibily answer any query put forth by us. Time slipped really fast with regular chai paani session with the discussion still going on during the chai time. I really gotta say my friend and collegue Abdul really had the patience to take all queries that I was firing at him about DNS server. Thanks bro.

As I end this blog I'm struck with this powerful surprise my friend gave me today. I dnt wanna take names but really came as a shock when I heard one of my dearest friend who I cared about is in Dubai. And the best part...I didnt even know when she ended up there. Today however on Facebook I got the info. Expected her to atleast call me or say goodbye but I guess being too emotional or attached to somebody can really turn surprises into SHOCKS. Anyways no hard feeling buddy I always wish you all the best in the days to come. Anyways readers gotta go now tomorrow another day of training and kickass brainstroming sessions waits for me....so I gotta go KAPISH!!!!

The Armour called Friends

As the water hits my face,
I walk an empty lane.

Water gushes and hits my feet,
As I walk the lanes all alone.

See my friend come along,
Hold my hand and says to me.


Life is a battle, a battle we must win,
So I pick my sword of grace and will.

Walk the path again,
I see my friends turn foes and neighbors turn unknown.

So I think twice, time and again,
Before I can swing my sword.

I don't want to lash out an innocent,
But I want the guilty to die, die under my slash.

How can I identify who is mine and who is not,
Difficult as it gets, difficult defined insane actions.

But with my true friend behind me,
I have no worries, I have no regrets.

My wounds are quick to heal,
As I see them smiling.

I look above and thank God,
For HE has given me, something to live and something to die for.

Spelled as simple with a 7 letter word,
FRIENDS if you guessed its precise what you heard.

Aaaalaaa re aaaala Weekend Aaala

After a long long week this time I'm really excited to know this week is coming to an end. Thou it wasn't one of the great weeks as there were no rains this Monday its really awesome to know the sky open up today (Friday). This week has some kick-ass training going on around at my end. Loads of videos to watch and PPT's to go through. Kinda stressing but I must say worth the pain because it helps you learn a lot.

My colleague Anubha has helped me get entertained by writing some awesome movies which will be viewed this weekend. These are Matrix (trilogy) and load of other movies in a twin pack DVD. Thanks buddy. Apart from that got a meeting setup with one of my best buddy, Santan Fernandes. This dude is one chindi fucker but probably that's why we are good friends as we can connect. He has recently picked up guitar and has been upsetting the neighbors (:D). So, I guess I will join in in making sure he has no neighbors as the next week starts. Also, piercing number 4 should be done this weekend, however, its not a full proof plan. All in all, also gotta check up the bank not to loot it but to get some of my finances a routine check. (Trust me Money is such a bitch, I so want it). Also, you see the picture out there, huh, I'm going out with this chick again this weekend. Will update some more pics this coming Monday ;)~.

So with all this things planned up lets see how this weekend goes. You thinking why I'm sharing this? Walk on home boy, this is my blog I do what I want :D~. Peace out :P~ and have a great weekend all you readers :)~.

Life Unchanged

Things still the same,
As I stare at a life unchanged.

People still dying for money, greed, and fame,
Victims wait for compensation from the Government so lame.

Farmers still kill themselves with no signs of rain,
Children wait for food as the father's wait drives him insane.

The filthy have their barns filled with food,
And the poor got nothing to eat nor do they have firewood.

Look within myself, turn my eyes inward,
I see some filth too, I see dirt.

Before I try to change the world outside,
Gotta fix things and filth that lies inside.

Change the world inside me and then look out,
The world will then surely change without a doubt.


--- Calvin