Dukkar

Doah dukkar gooh kha rahey hai.

Dukkar 1: Dude, ek question poocho?

Dukkar 2: Pooch naah...

Dukkar 1: Yaar hum saari duniya ka goo khatey hain. Koi hamara gooh kyon nahi khata?

Dukkar 2: (Disgustingly) *gooochoo* *gooopooch* Please yaar, khaney kay time yeh goooh-shooh ki baat mat kiya kar.

The End
Courtesy: Mudabir Tales.